Catch a stray cow... get INR2000

This is a fictional scene... in view of this news about stray cow rewards, sent to me by M.

[on the street.. A finds a cow..]
A - hrrrrr... tak tak taka..... hrrrrrr hrrrr.....
Cow - MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Cow kicks A....]


[in the municipal office]
A - Sir, I could not get the cow.. but if u make a fake case for me, I
shall split the money 50/50
Clerk [with paan] - Baat ta aap theekey kar rahe hain.. waise bhi
sasur subah se koi gai nahi aayi hai.... [fills form] .. yahaan
angootha laga do!


:-)
-A