Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Why we Fight - Blame it on the Genes

After having lively discussions on posts such as this one, and talking about solutions in the discussion here [see the end of the comments there], it was interesting to see an article on New Scientist today talking about the very reason for war.

They first start by asking:
IT'S a question at the heart of what it is to be human: why do we go to war? The cost to human society is enormous, yet for all our intellectual development, we continue to wage war well into the 21st century.


and then claim that:
"Warfare has been with us for at least several tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of years." He thinks it was already there in the common ancestor we share with chimps. "It has been a significant selection pressure on the human species," he says. In fact several fossils of early humans have wounds consistent with warfare.


And there are interesting behavioral differences between males and females in this, as they found out:
For example, male undergraduates were more willing than women to contribute money towards a group effort - but only when competing against rival universities. If told instead that the experiment was to test their individual responses to group cooperation, men coughed up less cash than women did. In other words, men's cooperative behaviour only emerged in the context of intergroup competition (Psychological Science, vol 18, p 19).


and then, there is the hormone angle:
He found that cricket players on the Caribbean island of Dominica experience a testosterone surge after winning against another village. But this hormonal surge, and presumably the dominant behaviour it prompts, was absent when the men beat a team from their own village, Flinn told the conference. "You're sort of sending the signal that it's play. You're not asserting dominance over them," he says. Similarly, the testosterone surge a man often has in the presence of a potential mate is muted if the woman is in a relationship with his friend. Again, the effect is to reduce competition within the group, says Flinn. "We really are different from chimpanzees in our relative amount of respect for other males' mating relationships."


Hmm, reminds me of why I feel nice playing TF2 :).

Here's to a more [improbably, but hopefully] peaceful future.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Fighting Terror with Truth

Coming close on the heels of the anti-terror fatwa that was signed by 6000+ Indian Muslim clerics, reports are coming from officials within Delhi Police that "plans are being drawn up to impart education about Islam to young Muslims with the help of clerics from neutral Muslim organisations". From the ToI article:
This will address those who are vulnerable to get manipulated into terror in the name of religion. "Except Atif Bashir, who was killed in the Jamia Nagar encounter, all the Indian Mujahideen men arrested in connection with the Delhi blasts are products of public schools and not madarsas. They haven't been subjected to communal discrimination. However, on questioning them we realised they have no knowledge of the Quran. Hence, they were manipulated by Atif. He told them things like Jehad means a war against non-muslims and anyone who fights for Jehad becomes a hero,'' said the official.

Good move sirs, it is time the moderates in India stood up to state that acts of terrorism do not belong in any religion, and only by popularizing the moderate views of one's religion among one's youth can we bring peace.

One suggestion: can we have a "what is my religion about, and how it promotes co-existence" show-and-tell session in our schools? In this day and age, it will be a nice way for kids to know about their classmate's religions, and also about their own!

Ms. Shabana Azmi, I would really love to see your step up and join your voices with these moderate clerics, now that the media has given attention to the moderate factions of Islam, as you had asked for. This will be a good time to make your voice heard. How about recording some PSAs?

Anyone knows of a similar move to teach civility to our Hindu brethren of the ABVP, who believe in spitting at people they disagree with?

Monday, November 10, 2008

Thoughts on the Anti-Terror Fatwa

As you might know, the Jamiat Ulama-e-Hind, a conference attended by thousands of Muslim clerics, scholars and community leaders in India has endorsed a religious ruling against terrorism. BBC coverage here.

The Jamiat explained that "jihad is a constructive phenomenon and a fundamental right of human beings whereas terrorism is based on destruction. It is required to define 'jihad' and 'terrorism' in the right perspective, which stand poles apart. Terrorism is the biggest crime as per Quran," the resolution said.


However, there is more to it than the basic news, which I must say, is a good thing which I can tell my right-wing Hindu nationalist friends who believe that all muslims are non-progressive and violent. Previously, I have covered fatwas against terror, and against cow-slaughter.

The Times of India had an article about how some Muslims are not quite supportive of the fatwa, on the grounds of "but of course Islam does not condone terrorism. Why should we have to state it?". In my opinion, while their assertion about Islam is true, they must acknowledge that there is a strong smear campaign going on claiming otherwise. This fatwa will go a long way in quelling the fears of the less-informed, as well as perhaps against those extremist clerics who are trying to influence at-risk youth to take the violent path and are using religion as a justification.

On a different note, there were also resolutions asking for 10% reservations for Muslims and asked that "Muslims and Christian Dalits should be treated on a par with other Dalits by amending Article 341 of the Constitution".

My take on this is similar to my take on the Maharashtra CM stating that Muslims will be given preferences in Police Jobs in the state in addition to asking them to "learn Marathi as it is the state language and also been used for the Government jobs".

Dear Sirs, while you are making such progressive statements denouncing the heinous acts of terrorism and asking people to learn a language that can help them secure more jobs, please do not mix your message with the populist call for community-based reservations. Instead, how about openly saying that you are "not" for reservation for your [or any] community, but for aid [perhaps even a time-bound reservation plan] based on economic status?

Progressive fatwas like this make us go forward, but community-based reservations threaten to further aggravate people and threaten to take us back. Please think about this before including it in your resolutions.

***

On a slightly different note, I bought DVDs of Dor, A Wednesday, and Mumbai Meri Jaan yesterday (in addition to my usual mutton biryani and half-kilo imarti). Planning to watch them in the coming weeks :).

Friday, November 07, 2008

The FUD of Hinduism

From the wikipedia article on FUD.
Fear, uncertainty and doubt (FUD) is a tactic of rhetoric and fallacy used in sales, marketing, public relations and politics. FUD is generally a strategic attempt to influence public perception by disseminating negative (and vague) information.


Recently, I, like many of you I guess, received a PDF titled "The Death of Hinduism", which in my opinion was a classic FUD piece that used misrepresentation and cherry-picking of facts to stir up paranoi among Indian Hindus that the Christians were converting everyone away from the right path, and therefore destroying the country. Those who want to spend time reading extreme-right wing paranoid propaganda can click this link, though I do not recommend it as a proper use of your time.

I have had many discussions on this with people, and perhaps will post something on it later [haven't had time to package my outrage properly], but Bharathwaj wrote a wonderful piece on this today. From the post:
I had just sent that person a small email with the following message.

"I dunno who you are and how you got my email Id. But I totally condemn this email. I m a born Hindu and I follow dharma. Whether people get converted or not, or whether the politicans support or not, its finally we who should take care of ourselves. I m living out of the country and I follow Indian tradition and values. I cant go and ask another fellow Indian why he/she is not following it. It just depends on themselves. I can find a lot of extremism in the attachment. Hinduism is all about acceptance and tolerance. That's where we tell "Hindusim is a way of living".


And for all those who doubt his credentials, note that he was the grad student who _did_ the pooja [yes, he, not the panditji from the temple] at the Hindu Students' Organization's Diwali function when I was at USC.

Swami, I'm proud of you! Keep it up!

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Gay? Fine by HC

In pretty much the only good piece of news I read today, the Delhi High Court has asked the VHP, which opposes gays, to substantiate their claim that "gay sex causes bodily injury". From the article:
Senior Bhartiya Janta Party (BJP) leader B.P. Singhal, representing the VHP, was pulled up by the division bench headed by Chief Justice Ajit Prakash Shah and Justice S. Muralidhar who were hearing a petition filed by Naz foundation to decriminalize gay sex among consenting adults, considered an offence at present.

"In several countries where the ban has been lifted (from gay sex), no one has claimed that the act is injurious. Even the World Health Organisation (WHO) does not say that it causes injuries to people involved in such acts," the bench said.

Maybe Mr. Singhal is talking about gay-rape causing injury, but is ashamed to admit it. It is high time Section 377 of the Indian Penal Code (IPC), which "provides punishment up to life imprisonment for indulging in gay sex" was repealed.

While the cause of gay rights progressed just a bit in India, it suffered a setback in California, with Proposition 8 succeeding, which seeks to overturn the California Supreme Court's May decision allowing same-sex marriage.

The shocker, a majority [ref: B] of the african american and latinos voted to deny this right to the gays. From another article article:
Exit poll data showed seven in 10 black voters and more than half of Latino voters backed the ballot initiative, while whites and Asians were split.

Though blacks and Latinos combined make up less than one-third of California's electorate, their opposition to same-sex marriage appeared to tip the balance. Both groups decisively backed Obama regardless of their position on the initiative.

Obama has said he is not in favor of gay marriage but supports civil unions. The president-elect opposed Proposition 8.


Apparently, religious beliefs make you forget that you yourself were/are discriminated against. In case you missed this, watch this daily show video again.

Change has come to American, but a lot still needs to be done.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Analyzing the Terrorist Vote, and Post Election Fears

Although I watched NBC's election coverage for the speeches from 4am today, and listened to NPR for the analysis, I would have loved it if comedy central has free live access to its Jon Stewart-Stephen Colbert election night special.

Well, it is online now [full episode link], and I present some gems from it for you.

Aasif Mandvi on the Terrorist Vote:



The BEST moment in the evening's program [I love how Jon Stewart is feeling, and how the coal-bear is trying to hide it :)]:


And yes, now that it is all over, I know now what to do. Kinda like this:



and this: [ref: ]


:).

Apparently, We Can

[no words]

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Chuck and Larry, and Mac and Barry

With the elections in the USA going on, here are some pre-election videos from JS and the Coal-bear.

First, the debate on gay marriage:



Then, the campaign awards:



and finally, in case you haven't, GO VOTE!

Monday, November 03, 2008

D-day minus 1

[update: For a quick summary, listen to NPR's It's all Politics for Oct 30. Also, NPR's Political Junkie Ken Rudin gives it to Obama.]

Tomorrow, Nov 4., 2008, will be a red-letter day [or a blue-letter one, depending on who wins :)].

Not a lot to post today, since the pics and videos from the Salon du Chocolat and the Diwali function at maison de l'inde from yesterday are still in my camera. However, I am sure there will be a lot of buzz tomorrow and wednesday, once the results, and the voter-fraud lawsuits, are announced.

Where will I get my news from? Why NPR of course, loads of info, no BS. Sadly, I won't be going to any of the several bars in Paris which will have live election coverage tomorrow night.

All said and done, I do believe that no matter who wins, the US foreign policy of hypocrisy in trade and fake-belief in free markets [allow US farmers to sell their corn in India without restrictions, but please pay duties when you want to sell Indian Sugarcane in the US] will continue. However, I do feel [hope?] that Obama will bring a more pragmatic approach to the internal policies, esp civil liberties and the such.

In any case, it will be interesting to see how the next 4 years go.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

2 Reasons why Jon Stewart should host the Evening News

The first is that he spends the time and money to send the wonderfully witty John Oliver for this piece on "community organizers", which, frankly, should have been done by _all_ news channels right after the Republican Convention!


and the second is that he has the guts to laugh at the face of Bill Cristol for his pathetic attempt of explaining why McCain's campaign is doing what it is doing:


Seriously, give him a slot on National Broadcast TV! I am sure the daily show election coverage next tuesday will be more entertaining that any other, and almost as informative as the NPR one :).

In other news, I found S linking to this list of infrequently asked questions by Don Knuth. Great read, esp the quote at the very end.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Quiz : What is this song about?

First of all, I love Dhingana, for their flash-based audio, and embeddable player :).

So, here is your task: Listen to the "maa da laadla" song in the list below:


and tell me in the comments, what do you think this song is about? How exactly did the "maa da laadla" [mother's boy] get crooked? This peppy song is definitely worth a second listen, trust me :). Also, the other songs are also pretty cool.

For those who give up, I recommend looking at the comments of the post, or watching the video [ref:satarkB]. Also, I never thought I'd say this about her, but Pinky Chops looks HOT in the swimsuit in that video :) [and so does John A, to be perfectly honest :)].

Hint: I got a T-shirt abt it, one of my most fav. ones :)

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

On Women's "health" and some melodious music

There is a lot to talk about, as there is a lot wrong with the world [and my motherland] today, ranging from non-adequately overseen, underpaid, and under-pressure cops 'catching' 'terrorists' of all backgrounds, people from state A trying to push out workers from state B, who then for some reason are going back to their own state and destroying the public property there! And of course, the whole hindus-kill-christians-because-they-cause-conversions issue. Sure seems like the elections are approaching in the one-billion+ human-filled smorgasbord we call India/Bharat/Hindustan.

But I will talk about all that some other day [perhaps when the sh*t really hits the fan -- the ceiling in the room of Indian craziness it as high as its population density]. I will use the limited time I have today to give you a video about the election that is only 7[6?] days away, and some music to soothe you while you grapple with the death and insanity going on right now.

First, Jon Stewart of the "Daily" Show talks about McCain's use of "air quotes":


I LOVE Sam Bee!!
[aside: How many of you know what I am referring to you when I say "laser"? :)]

And moving on, here is my pick of playlist today from dhingana.


Here's to peace.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Everywhere, the Lights!

back in the late 80s and early 90s, every year, this morning, a family would soak a bunch of diyas in a bucket of water, and go to buy sweets [sugar candy shaped like gods and godesses] and rice crispies [moori] from an old lady sitting next to a watch shop. And of course, firecrackers, lots of them [including some country-made sutli-bombs]!

The afternoon was spent in making the wicks for the diyas out of cotton, a delicate process -- too thin and it won't burn. Too fluffy and it would burn too fast.

As the sun started to set, father and sons would get atop the roof and start a pipelined process of setting the diyas, filling them with oil, and lighting them, while the mother conjured magic in the kitchen in the form of a ton of delicious foods.

And as the darkness set, this darkest of nights was transformed into a beautiful, lighted festival, which the whole family enjoyed together!

Oh, how I wish to relive those days.

Mom, Dad, Bhai -- Happy Diwali! [and to all you folks missing their loved ones today]

and to my readers, I give the following:


best wishes from me, wearing a Kurta in my office in Paris, while bhai is on a trek near Atlanta, and Mom and Dad are in Patna :-|.

P.S. NPR on Diwali in India, and in USA.

Monday, October 27, 2008

More on Desi Libertarianism

Abi has linked to my post on the Jago party, and has given his comments on it. Judging by the "hoax" tag he gave the article, I think he doesn't think too greatly of them. Go there and read the comments too -- he gets some pretty smart readers [not to say that you aren't :)].

Also, thanks to all those who posted on my last post on this.

Some answers from my side to the points you raised:
Regarding _association_ : I would _not_ want to be associated with people who are not well-thought out. And _joining_ a party does not mean I get to drive their agenda, which takes a lot more time than I currently have [I have other places whose agenda I can help guide :)]

Regarding Death Sentence for Crimes: My stance on the death sentence has been mellowed of late, esp given the large number of death-row prisoners who have been found not guilty by DNA evidence recently in the USA. So, until we get a foolproof way of determining if someone indeed did a heinous crime [time machine anyone?] I'd let the judges decide which cases are the "rarest of the rare" where it is needed. The stance of the party on that topic is definitely näive in my opinion.

Regarding multi-party: In my opinion, a multi-party system is the ONLY one where each voter has the possibility of finding _exactly_ what he stands for. A 2-party system simply cannot handle this, since people are not one-dimensional. E.g., in America, who do I vote for if I hate abortion but support gay marriage? In a multi-party system, there are no limitations for a party to be created to support exactly that mix of stances. Of course, we are assuming that the people running these parties actually _believe_ in what they stand for, as opposed to changing stances according to the wind -- but that can happen in any-party system.

Regarding Cautious Aggression: Well put Anshul. my sentiments exactly.

Regarding "pure" libertarianism: Reminds me of the post on no libertarians in a financial crisis. In my opinion, libertarianism _is_ a "pure" philosophie, in that it is based on a very strong belief on let-me-alone. Anyone claiming to be a "soft" libertarian is not one, IMO.

Regarding reducing birth rate by providing education and career opportunities to women: Interesting idea, and I hope it is true, but in the absence of a citation, I call BS.

So, what did I decide regarding Jago party? I won't join it officially right now, but will keep a close eye on the developments. Lets see what happens in the near future.

Friday, October 24, 2008

And the Gaffy goes to ...

'tis the final stretch in the US presidential elections, and tensions are high. Prime time for slips-of-tongue, boo-boos, or as the official term goes -- Gaffes!

Watch the following video.. right till the end :)... amazing stuff!



On slightly more formal side, Brian Williams got to interview McCain and Palin



and



I wish Mr. Williams had some more cross questioning ["so, anyone who thinks he is better than others is an Elite? How abt McCain, who thinks he is better than anyone to be president now?"] and tried a bit harder to keep them on point ["please Ms. Palin, give me one 'precondition' you would place before a dictator before talking to them"].

Brian Williams' opinion of the interview here and here.

Also, it is just me, of does hearing Palin speak with her superlative use of conjunctions [and also but] make you also want you gouge your eyes out?

Finally, guess who else thinks that unregulated free markets were a bad idea.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Crossing Borders: Horizontal, Vertical, and Cricketical

Three pieces of news hit me today, each of them making me more proud than the other. it is nice to see India crossing three different boundaries:

1. Cricketical: We defeated the leading test-playing nation in the world by a huge margin of runs! Take that, aussies!

2. Vertical: Chandrayaan 1 [NOT Chandraaaayan, as the crazy news people have been saying] ( chandra=moon, yaan=craft) lifted off to the moon! Hurrah for the team behing it! [brochure, photo gallery, space.com report]

3. Horizontal: Perhaps the biggest news for me was trade routes have opened across the LoC between the India and Pakistan controlled regions of Kashmir. Two reasons - firstly, trade is always good for the people of the reason, who are by now tired with all the death and destruction; and second, this will hopefully make people think about making the LoC the international border and end this thing once and for all! After all, why pay customs duty across a line if it isn't an international border ;-)?

Sunday, October 19, 2008

To Jago or not to Jago?

A few weeks ago I was told my a friend of mine about the TATA Tea Jaago Campaign, which is a pretty interesting ad campaign. And if a tea-company manages to sell some tea while getting a ton of Indians registered to vote, I have no issues with it :).

While googling for Jago, I ended up on the website of Jago Party, a new indian political party whose mission is "to make India a very safe, strong and rich country, [...] using and strengthening democratic institutions. "

Some interesting salient features they mention are

1. Reservation for none, job for everyone through free English education -- Reservation is against the principle of equality and it is a punishment to the merit. Hence Jago Party will abolish all reservations.

2. Hang terrorists, murderers, rapists & corrupts; Judgments in 3 months – In order to reduce crime, mandatory death sentence would be given to terrorists, murderers, rapists and corrupts. Police will be given adequate powers, equipments and staff to meet their challenges. [they did say they would have oversight - AP]

3. All voters will get Rs 600 p.m. in lieu of subsidies, which will be cancelled.

4. 24 hrs electricity & comfortable train journey through privatization; less government activities & more private enterprises, including roads, water, schools, universities, hospitals, ports etc, and most of the Public Sector Undertakings would also be privatized.

5. No Income Tax up to Rs 4 lakh; Reduction in the number and rates of taxes.


All the above are interesting points, but the scary part for me was the "super free private market" part. So, I sent them an email, and Mr. Awadhesh Kumar Singh was kind to respond, and indeed hold a conversation over email on my queries.

I had specifically asked him about his views on the "free market" and what he thought caused the current meltdown in the US economy, and here is what he had to say:
The cause of the present crash in US economy is bad lending practices out of greed to earn risky profit by some of the biggest financial institutions.
Obviously, when we support free market economy, we do not rule out the possibility of some private companies making bad policy decisions. But free market economy has inherent institutional mechanism to punish such companies.

When a company is small, its mistakes are also small and it can be ignored. But in the present scenario, very, very huge companies are becoming bankrupt having trillions of dollars worth assets. Obviously, no democratic government can allow such companies to collapse, because it can have disastrous effects on the entire economy. Hence, the US federal govt is justified in saving these companies and ushering in sound management practices. Once they stabilize, they would be handed over again to the private companies. This is a kind of security and safety net being provided by the govts across the world to safeguard the interest of consumers like insurance policy holders, borrowers etc just like old age pension or medicare. Hence, it is fully justified.

To prevent such crisis in future, govt is also justified in putting in place proper regulatory mechanism for financial institutions to safeguard the interest of consumers. Our support of free market economy also is subject to such regulatory mechanisms.


Their FAQ is pretty detailed, and they are also doing some other interesting stuff - see their RTI page for example. Also, I appreciate their stance on personal freedom.


Recently, I got an email from them asking to join them as a member and pay a small membership fee. I would surely like to help out people who want to help out the country with new ideas [given how fed up I am with the powers-that-be], but with previous attempts at this by people who didn't know what they were getting into(post1, post2), I am not so sure yet, and need your PoVs.

The money is the not the big part, but association surely is. So, what do you say? Maybe I should just do this for now?

P.S. Do you think they are the desi libertarian party? Given they are OK with govt. regulations, it sure seems they aren't.

Friday, October 17, 2008

The Funny Side of Politics

Starting off, thanks to L, here are some videos of McCain and Obama cracking jokes :)

McCain:


Obama:


And moving on, of course, debate analysis by JS:


and the press's love for Joe the plumber:


and my fav part -- the "undecided" voters!


and here is the Coal-bear's debate coverage:


And finally, The Coal-bear is a national treasure now!!!! congrats!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

And the winner of the 3rd Debate is ...

... Bob Schieffer !

Yes, given that I stayed up from 3am to 4:30am today watching the debate, and given that it was inforamative _only_ due to the moderator, Bob Schieffer, who started the debate with these amazing lines:

"I will encourage them to ask follow-up questions to each other. If they do not, I will."

and then followed it with

"By now we have heard aaallll the talking points, so lets try to tell the people tonight some things that they haven't heard."

And with those statements, he managed to do what no other moderator did in the past three debates -- actually get the candidates to talk to "each other" and directly address the points.

Of course, it was not 100% straight talk, but waaaay more informative and "debative" and the other debates.

So for this great performance Mr. Schieffer, I think you clearly deserve the gold medal.

As far as the candidates are concerned, I think noone clearly won this, but I certainly got to know more about the candidates' differences in views through the debate, and thus feel that the debate served it purpose :).

Full video at NBC and at YouTube [thx L], Full audio at NPR.

NPR's fact checking, and info about who Joe the Plumber is. Also super detailed fact check.

If you want a good audio analysis, this NPR post might be for you.

And, as a bonus, I give you this interview of Bob Schieffer:



And if you still haven't seen the documentary I talked about yesterday, go watch it!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

All X's are Y [and therefore a burden on society]

Let me begin by saying that
- all Biharis are corrupt
- all Indians are backward arranged-marrying idol-worshippers
- all Americans are burger eating fat people
- all Black people are stupid
- all Muslims are violent people, perhaps terrorists
- all Italians are mafia members
- all girls are stupid in math
- all white people lack family values
and
- all bloggers are shallow

Of course, I could go on and on about these "truths" and I am sure that all of you have heard/read/felt one of the above one time or the other.

As far as I know, these are called stereotypes. They cannot be proven from first principles, but if you assume that they are true, you can find examples to support your claim [Lalu is corrupt, my neighborhood Bihari IAS officer is corrupt, ergo, all Biharis are corrupt], and all counter-examples can be seen as mere "exceptions".

But you see, we can all talk and preach about these, but do we _really understand_ what being discriminated against feels like? Do we understand how _utterly arbitrary_ the criterion is which is used to determine if people of a certain race/religion/region/sex are inferior or superior?

I thought I did. And then I saw this:

From the article [ref: this post from a new blogger, who happens to be a great friend]

On any normal weekday morning, Jane Elliott looked forward to getting to her classroom at the Riceville, Iowa, Community Elementary School and to the teaching job she loved.

...

But that Friday in April, 1968, was not a normal morning. The day before, Martin Luther King had been murdered in Memphis. For Jane, that had suddenly made a lot of things different. She had made a decision about what she would do in her class, a decision that now made her reluctant to leave the house for school.

...

Then, suddenly, on the night of the day that Martin Luther King was murdered, all of these memories and experiences had coalesced into an idea of how she might give her third-graders a sense of what prejudice and discrimination really meant.

Jane took a deep breath and plunged in. "I don't think we really know what it would be like to be a black child, do you?" she asked her class. "I mean it would be hard to know, really, unless we actually experienced discrimination ourselves, wouldn't it?" Without real interest, the class agreed. "Well, would you like to find out?"

The children's puzzlement was plain on their faces until she spelled out what she meant. "Suppose we divided the class into blue-eyed and brown-eyed people," she said. "Suppose that for the rest of today the blue-eyed people became the inferior group. Then, on Monday, we could reverse it so that the brown-eyed children were inferior. Wouldn't that give us a better understanding of what discrimination means?"

Now there was enthusiasm in their response. To some, it may have meant escape from the ordinary routine of a school day. To others, it undoubtedly sounded like a game. "Would you like to try that?" Jane asked. There was an immediate chorus of assent.


I don't think words can do justice to the experience of watching the documentary.

If you have any respect of my opinions that I share on this blog, if you believe that any part of what I say is "interesting", I urge you to watch the whole documentary. If you don't have too much time, just watch the first chapter -- its only 10 minutes.

Being from an upper-middle-class family of the upper caste of the religious majority of a country whose national language is the same as my mother tongue, I had longed to be able to feel what the 'other side' feels, and this piece surely does the trick.

***

And if you are living under the delusion that stereotypes are a thing of the past in the USA or elsewhere, maybe this will remind you of where we are today.



See, Obama is a family man citizen, ergo, not an Arab.

Seriously, go watch the documentary. At least a part, to get yourself hooked :).

Extra: Wikipedia page on the doc.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Hey America, Welcome to Socialism

We live in a weird world, where the "communist" country pushes shady practices in its industries, and the "free market" country BUYS UP PART OF 9 TOP BANKS. [ref: huffpost]

Yes, you heard it right -- the president who wants to make America like France is not Obama, it is our dear old "W".

From the article:
In pressing the bank executives to accept partial government ownership, Paulson's message was clear: Though officially the program was voluntary, the banks had little choice in the matter. In exchange for giving the Treasury minority stakes, the nine firms would jointly receive an investment worth $125 billion. The government would make another $125 billion available for the next 30 days to thousands of other banks and thrifts across the country.

Federal officials set conditions, telling the banks they could not raise their dividends without government permission and could not offer their executives new retirement packages, though the old packages would remain intact.

Paulson told them the moves would shore up confidence in their own institutions, spark lending throughout the system and send a message to smaller institutions that there is no stigma in accepting federal funding. Though some were reluctant, all of the executives complied.


And of course, some unpatriotic americans are appreciating this socialistic move and actually feeling good, thus improving the DOW index. How shameful!

The DSwithJS report is below:


and some advice by Wyatt:


And here is the coal bear, promoting a salt-based economy :)


But seriously, all those of you who believe that giving rich people tax breaks will lead to wealth "trickling down" and regulations are a bad thing -- you either START PROTESTING AGAINST THE SOCIALIST GOVT IN USA, or SHUT THE F**K UP FROM NOW ON!!

Seriously, I respect the GOP guys who chose to follow their ideals of free market and want to complete the experiment that started 8 years ago -- I might not agree with them but they atleast have the cajones to face the consequences. Those who wanted "free market without regulations" and now want "economic help from the govt" can get lost!

***

On a different note, this bittersweet segment from NPR reminded me of one more thing that is common between people of India and Pakistan -- arranged marriages.

***

And on a more certain note, my India trip is confirmed! Landing in Delhi on Dec 13, leaving on Jan 10 [or so my tickets say :)]. Details to follow. Would love to meet you this time.

Friday, October 10, 2008

F**K Me, I have a PhD!

A female friend of mine [who shall remain unnamed and uninitialed ;)] send me this article from New Scientist yesterday about the correlation between intelligence and sperm quality [emph mine]:

according to new research ... apparently a man's sperm quality turns out to be a decent indicator of his brain power.

Men who scored high on a battery of intelligence tests boasted high counts of healthy sperm, while low scorers tended to have fewer and more sickly little guys.

This suggests that intelligence might tip off a man's overall health to women looking for a mate with healthy genes, explained University of New Mexico evolutionary psychologist Geoffrey Miller at a recent Harvard University talk.

"It's not necessarily that the same genes are influencing sperm quality and intelligence," he said. Rather, the two traits could be linked through a tangled web of biological and environmental interactions that has evolved to help women pick a mate.

Miller and his colleagues uncovered the apparent sperm-intelligence connection after reanalysing data gathered in 1985 to assess the after-effects of the Vietnam War, particularly exposures to Agent Orange. Of the 4,402 veterans who participated in three days of physical and mental testing, 425 provided sperm samples.

After accounting for factors that could skew the results, such as age, drug use, and abstinence before providing a sample, Miller's team looked for a statistical link between men's sperm counts and motility and their scores on several tests of verbal and arithmetic intelligence.

Though the connections between brains and sperm were "not awesome, they're there and highly significant," Miller said. All things held equal, good sperm and good brains go together.


More interesting papers on this topic can be found on his official webpage. I think his lap-dancers-get-more-tips-when-ovulating paper got the IgNoble prize this year also.

My take on this? I agree that there might be no direct link between intelligence [lets call it I ] and sperm quality [ S ]. The way I see it, men can be divided in 4 types:


  1. High I and High S

  2. High I and Low S

  3. Low I and High S

  4. Low I and Low S



Of course, in a "natural" world, Individuals with low S will be weeded out by their competitors, therefore leaving individuals of types 1 and 3 in the population with high probability.

In a society of a species which is rapidly developing by replacing natural defenses [fur] with "intelligently made ones" [fur coats], it would have been obviously favorable for females to choose type 1 males over type 3. Heck, type 1 males may have even fooled type 3 males and slept with their wives!

Assuming all the above is true, it is easy to see how the two qualities become indirectly correlated.

And assuming that getting a PhD is correlated with "intelligence" ... well ... you get the title of this post :).

Thursday, October 09, 2008

The Big Battle Between Good and Evil

It was so simple in the good old days, things were so black and white [figuratively, as well as cinematically]. The good prince from northern India fought with the evil power-corrupted king of Sri Lanka, and on this day by the lunar calendar, many eons ago, the force of good won over the force of evil.

Yes, Shubh Dussehra/Vijayadashmi to you too!

But nowadays, the battles are more colored. More gray than black and white. Take this one for example [full video, full flash and MP3 audio, and great analysis here]. As always, JS covers it best.



And comments on the body language and the general environment of the debate by the moderator are here.

Of course, the game is far from over, with both candidates taking donations from financial companies, and unwilling to tell the people that the borrowers _are also_ to blame for this, not just the lenders. Hence the grayness.

***

In other world-is-going-to-hell news, according to the Red List released recently, "at least 25% of the world's mammal species are at risk of extinction, according to the first assessment of their status for a decade".

The BBC has covered it here, New Scientist has maps for this, and pictures of some of the at-risk animals is at this NatGeo page [ref: J]. Yes, the Indian Tarantula is also at risk due to "over-harvesting for the pet trade" according to the BBC.

Add to it the wars in the world, the increasing violence in India, and this segment from the Rama wikipedia article comes to mind.
"The Ramayana speaks of how the Goddess Earth, Bhumidevi, came to the Lord Creator, Brahma begging to be rescued from evil kings who were plundering her resources and destroying life through bloody wars and evil conduct."


I surely think the time has come. The Earth surely is begging for help. Is anyone listening?

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Talking about the [other] Debate

Hi there.
Having a good time, maybe want me to talk about how I felt watching the debate this early morning from 3:30am?

Well, I don't f'king feel like talking about it!

Much like JS, who had this amazing coverage of the VP debate -- so I had to post it!



See the entire episode for more amazing clips, including the view from Wasilla, AK.

Also, S sent me this amazing article from Rolling Stone Magazine about what the Palin choice means for America.

The scariest thing about John McCain's running mate isn't how unqualified she is - it's what her candidacy says about America
...
But more than that, she is a horrifying symbol of how little we ask for in return for the total surrender of our political power. Not only is Sarah Palin a fraud, she's the tawdriest, most half-assed fraud imaginable, 20 floors below the lowest common denominator, a character too dumb even for daytime TV — and this country is going to eat her up, cheering her every step of the way. All because most Americans no longer have the energy to do anything but lie back and allow ourselves to be jacked off by the calculating thieves who run this grasping consumer paradise we call a nation.


This article says so many things that I have been wanting to say, but could't articulate well.

And more on that, from D, is this post on the new "terrorist" charge against Obama.

P.S. Debate analysis tomorrow. Promise.

update: The videos below _had_ to be added, they were so on point:

Six degrees of desperation:


Who _is_ the _swing vote_:


And more on negative advertizing:

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

I am a BeeriCorn!

What is a Beericorn?

What happens when the guys at Tremendosaur outsource one of their comedy scripts to India?

and How am I involved in this?

Well, see for yourself :) [link to their page]

See more funny videos at Funny or Die


Thanks to Jacob and Justin for involving Adarsh, Pathik and me in this project of theirs :).

Disclaimer: There seems to be a confusion. Please note that the scripting, production, direction, editing, all was done by Tremendosaur. Adarsh, Pathik and I just acted [badly] :).

Monday, October 06, 2008

Don't VOTE!

Yeah, don't vote. coz you just don't care, do you?



ref: this google blog post

The video reminded me of Amitabh's scolding video for polio :).

On a related note, it is nice that our desi boys at TATA Tea are having a campaign of their own. Lemme check if I can vote from France too :).

Saturday, October 04, 2008

When will the killings stop?

I sometimes try to think like an extremist -- while still trying to be logical -- just to see what might go on in their mind.

Let us assume some people came into _my_ land, and took over. They tried to spread their ideology, and I think it was forcible.

So one fine day, I decide to take action, and drive them away, and take back what is mine.

So, I decide that they must die.

In my wierd stretched logic, I also decide that "collateral damage" is OK. So I won't just kill the armed enemies, I will also kill the "support-system" including women, children, and old people.

But why the $@#% do I have to gang-rape someone before killing her?!!!


Even when I try to think like an extremist, this part does not make any sense to me. Can someone help to explain it to me here?

Pay Hike Proposed in Indian Academia

As I saw in this ToI article [and was also informed of the official report in the researchers returning to India yahoogroup], the UGC has recommended a huge pay hike in the salaries of Indian academics.

While these are still "recommendations", this at least shows that they are taking notice of the problem of the severe lack of faculty in India.

I would write more on this, but gotta prepare for la nuit blanche :). So I point you all to this excellent analysis by Abi, which ends with asking the question:

if you wouldn't consider an IIT faculty position for Rs. 30,000, would the new salary make you change your mind?


Would it?

Friday, October 03, 2008

VP Debate, its Analysis, and some Songs

update: Better factcheck with audio here.

Given that the VP debate was from 3am local time, and since I had to come to work today, I figured the best thing would be to listen to NPR's analysis in the morning.

And that is what I did, when I kinda woke up today at 5am, I started the analysis at this NPR post, and got what I wanted :). For NPR's factchecking of this debate, check this post out. Of course, if you want to see the whole thing, you can do it at NBC.

Or, you can read the wonderful analysis posted by Ms. Jamba Jagannathan at her blog post with the wonderfully pun-tastic title of Palintology And The Well Above Average Joe.

From the post:
Amy Poehler, at the end of the SNL skit on the Palin-Couric interview, asked "Forgive me, Mrs. Palin, but it appears that when cornered, you become increasingly adorable. Is that fair to say?

Oh doggone it, you betcha.

Tonight's VP debate proved just that, and Sarah didn't even need to be really cornered. Right down from talking about soccer moms and even winking in a "hey you" kind of way at the camera, Barbie all but asked Gwen Ifill and Joe Biden to join her at the Hometown Buffet for some moose steaks.

...

Still, her performance in this debate may have been the best thing to happen to a faltering campaign impeded further by McCain's annoying political dances around the $700 billion bailout.

Biden, on the other hand, did so well, he overshadowed Obama's performance during last week's debate.


And finally, some songs which I am swaying to this morning, as I sit with my headphones on, working at my desk at INRIA, waiting for the evening rendezvous with the K&K gang!

Thursday, October 02, 2008

More on Palin, Rape, Incest, Abortion, and WTF?

First, if you have not, have a look at my previous post on this.

Then, have a look at the following videos: JS summarizes it like noone can.



and then, what happens if an unqualified woman takes charge?



and finally, if you want to see Jon angry, see this interview.

Bonus: One of the few profitable enterprise in America now - soups!

If you can, please watch the VP debate tonight [I am sure cnn.com and nbc.com will carry it], and let me know how it was.

Got raped by a relative? [Grin and] _Bear_ It

... or so says Sarah Palin [thanks to ToI for the link ]



WTF?

Kudos to Katie Courric for making SP state her stance clearly on this.

update: Here is the link to an article by a rape victim on this. [ref: S]

BTW, to prepare you for VP debates tonight, here it is - Cheney vs Edwards:

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Missing Sewai, and Understanding the Bailout Vote

First of all, a tip of my hat to the good memories of Eids past, when mom and dad would take me to our neighbor's place, and I would have lovely sewai made by aunty :).

I miss those days, I miss the sewai, and I miss the innocence of the days when Eid for me was no different from Onam or Pongal, something _other people_ celebrated, and I got good food and a school holiday for.

Moving on to the current economic crisis, lets see JS's take on it, which I guess summarized it well.



I see his anger, and second it! wtf?!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The reason to not bomb Iran ...

... is that it, not unlike the Unites States, is inhabited by normal people who the world thinks are a bunch of extreme religious fanatics simply because of their current head of state, who is not liked by all his citizens either.

That, and because bombs kill people.

For more on this, I give you this interview by the author of "The Ayatollah Begs to Differ".



In other news, in these last months, thanks to the INRIA library, I have had the good fortune to watch some very good movies, which I had skipped when they were released. Interestingly, the last two I saw both had Paris :).

And Finally, yay for the Supreme Court of India for saying that if your underage kid takes your car and mows someone down, _you_ pay, not the insurance company.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Head of Skate

My great friends at Tremendosaur posted this on their blog:



To get more context, watch this [Thanks to L for the links]:



and then, compare with this:



And as far as I understand, the GOP is going to win in November. Good luck America!

Friday, September 26, 2008

The Return to Washington

This post sat in my drafts box for a bit too long, and a lot happened in the meantime.
- Another blast happened in Delhi. Fscking craziness!

- The US presidential debates happened. I watched part of it live, and was wishing Obama called McCain's bluffs more harshly, but the clearest summary and analysis is here on NPR.

Back to my older post:

JS explains McCain's "sacrifice" by suspending his campaign



... and moves on to the most awkward loan interview



More insight on this can be seen in his interview with Bob Schieffer

And to end, a prominent women's org endorses Palin Obama/Biden.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Videos: Suspended Campaigns, and the US Economy

[Post tributed to the amazing women I know, esp S and A -- for their views on SP :)]

First, watch this video

Watch CBS Videos Online

Amazing what happens when she is cross-questioned!!
Thanks to S for pointing me to this page which had the video.

Update: Katie C's feedback here.

Moving on, as you might know, John McCain has suspended his campaign, so he can focus on the crisis in the economy [read: avoid a debate with Obama].
Jonny S says it best.




In solidarity with McCain, the coal-bear also suspended his show:



Moving back to Palin, and how her handlers don't allow press conferences, here is a report on her going to meet all leaders in the UN. [remember how pissed A was with this :)]



Colbert's take on Palin follows:



Also, to prove that JS lives not on republican's blood, but politician's blood in general, here is take on Biden



and finally, a segment on Asif Mandvi. I loved his 'childhood video'




Yeah -- I know, a lot of videos, but hey -- a lot of good art was created yesterday -- what's a blogger to do? ;)

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

2000 apple pies and a bulldog with lipstick

First, the fast went well -- I survived :).

Next, here is JS's amazing analysis of the economic crisis and the statement of 'dear leader' W for this.



and listen on to the very end of John Oliver's analysis for the _aim_ of GWB
:) :| :(



Moving on, Abi points to this amazing Newsweek article about Sarah Palin. Read it.

Also, see Aparna's post on barbie going global, [and thanks to her for recommending my blog :). Love'ya Appu!]

Finally, check out JS's interview with Billy C - part 1 and part 2.

update: This "the word" best explained the situation IMO, hence added :)

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Waiting for Iftar

The USC MSU is not organizing the fast-a-thon this year, so I was told. Apparently this is too early in the semester, and they need time to organize this.

Well, for me, fasting without water from sunrise to sunset is all about solidarity with my muslim friends, and so I randomly chose today as the day this Ram[z|d]an, to fast for a day, like I did in the past years.

Sunset is at 7:50pm, so I guess I will get back to work :).

cheers,
-A
P.S. Got a coding question? Check out Slack Overflow -- I like it so far.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Why Megyn Kelly will lose her job at Fox

Because first she points out that the McCain campaign is lying about Obama increasing taxes



and then points out that Papa Bear is wrong about the rights of media organizations about information stolen from other people [case in point, Sarah Palin email] [ref: Wired]



wow!

Doesn't she remember that Fox's job is to present both sides of an issue -- the President't side, and the Vice President's side ?

RIP [Resign in Peace] Megyn.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Videos: PC, and of Spine-ful media

Friend of mine know I don't like Microsoft's closed-door policies, but I do think the ads below are a nice one :).





In other news, MSNBC grows cajones and actually points out that the McCain campaign is using untruths. [ref to this page for a controlled experiment PoV of this]



And Finally, the Onion got a hold of Obama's email account. Direct pic here.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Being Generally Generic

Yes, my love for Jonny boy continues :).



Full episode here.

P.S. Some random facts from the episode:
1. You can lead a cow up stairs, but not down
2. Bats always exit caves and turn left
3. All polar bears are left-handed
4. When a polar bear hunts, it puts its white furry paw over its black nose to improve camouflage :)

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Jon S loves Sarah Palin

And here's why


quoting JS: "yeah, its true, its fscking true!"

We need newscasters like this.

And then, the Coal-Bear added "How Dare You?"


P.S. This gem from NBC is also worth a watch

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Pourquoi?!!!?!!?

Why? Why do we have to periodically endure the pain of innocent people being killed, regardless of religion, cast, creed, and political opinions. Normal people, aiming to earn their daily bread -- killed in cold blood by extremists.

I do not pretend to know the answers. I do not know how to stop this. But I do know the following:

1. I don't like how the UPA govt handles these issues, with its lax treatment of the law-and-order wing.
2. I do not support the right's hawkish attitude on terror, since the mistreatment of one non-terrorist can easily create more terrorists, esp in the polarized India of today.
3. I do not consider the left to be a party whose PoV is worth listening to, after the way they have handled the singur issue in WB [and the nuke deal, etc etc].
4. The people are sick and tired of this, but they are also concerned about their livelihoods. If we do not capitalize on the current "awareness" of people about this, noone will ask the powers-that-be for a pragmatic and effective solution to this situation, and this will repeat again in some time.

I'm sorry if you came to my blog expecting a witty or humorous post, or some kind of solution to this crisis -- I am just not in the mood for the former, and I have no idea about the latter. If you have some, do comment and let me know.

Outraged, and agitated,
-A

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Rappin' 'bout the El-Etch-See

I have known about the LHC for some time now, including the fact that in the off-chance, it could destroy the world ;). MP sent me this discovery article about it yesterday, which explains it in more details.

As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words, but I say that a video is worth 24 pictures each second! ;)

So here it is, a rap made by a grad student for the LHC [ref: the article above]. Enjoy!



BTW, I will be in Nice for conference when this thing fires up. So just in case we all get sucked in, so long, and thanks for all the comments ;).

-A
P.S. A TED Talk on this topic is here, but I still prefer the rap format :).

Update [9Sep08: 8pm CET]: Apparently they started it, and got some images too -- but the main thing will happen only in a couple of weeks :).

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Maverick Reformer or Reformed Maverick?

The Daily Show just kept getting better and better as the week went on. So this post will pretty much include all of the segments from last night's episode :)

First: The acceptance speech


Then: The bio movie [shows exactly why he lost all my respect]


And Finally: Small Town Values


I hope Cyrus Broacha at The Week that Wasn't gets to this level soon :).

P.S. As a bonus, watch this interview of NY's Mayor with Stephen Colbert. This was one of the rare interviews when the interviewee got more laughs.

Friday, September 05, 2008

A more Honest Union [and corn on the cob]

Although you all must watch both the Daily Show and the Colbert Report for yesternight, here are the best segments, in my opinion. [btw, see the comments on my previous entry on this topic, for very interesting links]

First: The coal-bear praises the new Veep nominee.


And then, Sam B asks the republicans about.. you know.. when you have two things, and you can have only one.. you make a... what's the word?


Seriously, watch the full episodes :).

In other news, I was walking in the post-rain Paris today, after my medical exam [for the work permit], and I smelt the fragrance of corn being roasted! Just like those days in Banaras :). And sure enough, there was this desi-looking guy, selling 1 euro corn-on-the-cobs. And unlike the US version, and very much like the Indian version, it was NOT sweet :).

Needless to say, I was soon sitting in the Parisian Metro, eating my Indian-style bhutta :).

P.S. NPR on the "facts". And more.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Hypocrisy-exposé: Why I LOVE Jon Stewart

I LOVE JON STEWART!

to find out why.. see the following. I implore/recommend/request/beg you.



Deep down within me, I believe that America is rotting, and that Jon Stewart and the Daily Show will be remembered in history for speaking the truth to the people in an easily palatable form.

What do you say?
-A
P.S. To their credit, NPR also did a fact-finding piece on the grey areas in Sarah Palin's stance on the bridge-to-nowhere.
P.P.S. Watch the video. Seriously!
Update: Check out this digg comment to see how the RNC's speeches has so many 'untruths'.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

R.I.P. Movie Trailer Guy

or as he was legally known -- Don LaFontaine [official page, wikipedia entry]

Yes, I am talking about the guy who gave a voice to numerous movie trailers. This NPR segment gave me the sad news of his death.

Here he is, in one of his first actual visual appearances, mocking himself :).


And here is one of his best parodies, by Pablo Francisco:


R.I.P. Don, your voice will be missed.